Vacationary

I feel that is my duty as your Eventual Productivity Expert to get you “in the know” when it comes to terms that describe that all-important thing you need to take at least twelve times per year: the vacation.

What follows are 30 of the more popular types of vacations one can take.

1. Baycation — 1. A holiday comprising of watching the films of acclaimed director Michael Bay. 2. A trip to San Francisco.
2. Claycation — A tennis holiday.
3. Fraycation — A vacation that involves fighting of some sort (watch people fight?).
4. Gaycation — 1. A really dumb holiday. 2. A really joyous one. 3. A trip to San Francisco.
5. Haycation – A trip to a farm.
6. Weighcation — A trip to the fat farm.
7. Laycation — A trip to one of those Hedonism places.
8. Maycation — A trip that could happen.
9. Paycation — A business trip.
10. Playcation — A trip to an amusement park.
11. Praycation — Any sort of religious trip.
12. Sheacation — A trip to New York to watch their other baseball team.
13. Slaycation — A hunting trip.
14. Sleighcation — 1. A trip to the North Pole. 2. A trip to the mall so your kids can have their picture taken with Santa Claus.
15. Straycation — A vacation where things don’t go exactly as planned.
16. Yaycation — A really fun trip.
17. Treycation — A trip to basketball camp.
18. Drécation — A trip involving a rap concert.
19. Vraication — A Franch-themed vacation taken to search for the truth.
20. Olécation —A trip to Mexico.
21. Chécation — A trip to Cuba.
22. Okaytion — A trip that was just average.
23. Placation — A trip one takes just to appease another. (Used in a sentence: I just returned from a placation with my wife.)
24. Fakation — A trip you told people you took, but never actually did.
25. Filetcation — A fishing excursion.
26. Oy-Vaycation — A Jewish vacation.
27. Raycation — A great trip where you have no idea where you’re going (after Ray Charles).
28. Fay Wraycation — A trip with a primate. (Used in a sentence: Clint Eastwood went on a Fay Wraycation in Any Which Way But Loose.)
29. Neighcation — A trip to your neighbor’s.
30. Bidetcation — A trip to the bathroom.

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